...so I'm on my day off yesterday, birds are singing, very nice outside...y'know a really good day. My wife went and bought me a new skateboard deck for our anniversary, DogTown...old school, I love it! So I decide to go get my old board out of my truck and get my tools to switch all my hardware over. Go out, open my garage, walk out to my driveway, fish my keys out of my pocket, unlock the car door...and then finally grab onto the door handle. ...and with one swift pull I proceed to pull open the passenger door...and in the process SMACK MYSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE CAR DOOR!!!! Nothing like hitting yourself with a big chunk of metal to shake the cobwebs off. What in the hell was I thinking? Now, I'm doubled over in my front yard, cursing very enthusiastically, 'cause now I feel like I was just blasted in the head with a steel chair by Stone Cold Steve Austin! After I get my bearings, I stand upright and pull my hands from my face, now there's blood in the palm of my hands! Now in the course of a few seconds as I walk to the bathroom I start thinking..."God, I hope I don't lose my eyesight", "Man, my wife is gonna love this", and "I really need to evaluate the stregnth I use to get into my truck!" I stand in the bathroom mirror , and see blood pouring down the right side of my head, so I wash my face to reveal a 1/4 inch gash inside my right eye brow. So I call my wife and tell her the story, she was really concerned that I was o.k. and not severely hurt.
Now it's 24 hours later and my head still hurts like a big bitch! I really gotta pay attention to what I'm doing!
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