Excuse me...

As we all know, I work in the mall...now on top of my regular job, I have a nifty little part time job. I tell everyone in the mall where the restrooms and food court are. A good 20 to 30 times a day I'm asked "excuse me, where's the restroom/food court?" I had no idea I was also an information desk. I have to wonder, if I wasn't here how many people would piss all over themselves and go hungry...just a thought.