...somber

What a way to end a year...rest in peace James Brown and Gerald Ford!

The Christmas Spirit

I know when I die, I will not sit at God's table, nor will I burn in the pit, I'll be condemned to the hell on earth known as Wal-Mart! I swear to Christ, you can go in there at any given time, noon, 2am, 3.30 in the afternoon and it's fucking packed with people, and only 3 open tellers! I find it absolutely amazing that it can take 45 minutes for me to go and get a pack of staples! Im actually waiting for a Wal-Mart town! That's right, I mean as it stands, I can get my car smogged, get a Big Mac, buy a bushell of bananas, get a stack of dvd's, get a plasma screen, and get the roof of my house retiled, all at affordable prices. Plus the stores are friggin' huge, their own town has to be the next logical option, you'll drive around and get everything without getting your lazy ass out of your car!